gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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