let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Someone shattered a urinal.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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