I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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