can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
When are your genitals available?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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