Where is the hickey?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
