And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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