party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize