I'm going to jail i love you
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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