I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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