The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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