is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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