What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You don't make any sense
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