i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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