love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you didnt know i had herpes?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize