Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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