: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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