UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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