GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dicks are not precious.
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