bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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