That's intense
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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