So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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