he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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