he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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