never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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