Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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