i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm like, not good at living.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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