come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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