the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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