I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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