I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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