White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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