Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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