we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you inspire me to be a worse person
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
there is puke in my bra ... again
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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