lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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