Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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