Apparently you make a good broom.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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