Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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