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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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