I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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