we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
