And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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