She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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