Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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