he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It was a blind-side dick pic.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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