he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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