I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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