Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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