hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
