so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I wish I only lived at night.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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