I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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