i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
