Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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