I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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