What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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