You're so nebulous sometimes
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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