I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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