i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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